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The MuseMuse Guide to Sounding Like an Art Expert
Art experts love using fancy words to show everyone how clever they are. This can be a bit intimidating (not to mention confusing). But have no fear: this cheat sheet will outline nine key terms that will have you sounding like a bona fide art buff in no time!
Let’s start with composition. This refers to how the different parts of a work come together to create a whole (much like a piece of classical music – or a cake).
Next, up, we’ve got en plein air – a fancy way of saying 'outdoors'. Painting en plein air was popular with the Impressionists, who found that working outside let them capture the nuances of light and colour far better than they could in the studio.
Now, like almost every painter who came before them, the Impressionists were figurative artists. In plain English, this meant that they painted real things, like people and places and implausibly stacked fruit bowls.
By contrast, abstract artists aren’t interested in depicting the world as we normally see it: if you're into shapes, lines and big blobs of colour, this might be the style for you.
Another bit of art jargon that sounds scarier than it really is diptych. This is simply an artwork made up of two separate parts or panels. And you guessed it – a triptych is a work made up of three.
If a triptych doesn’t float your boat, then how about a tondo? Taken from rotondo, the Italian word for ‘round’, this refers to a work in the shape of a circle.
Another exotic term beloved by art buffs is fin de siècle. This French phrase translates to ‘end of century’, and generally refers to the period from around 1880 to 1900. Of course, you could simply say ‘the end of the 19th century’ – but that wouldn’t be anything like as impressive, would it?
Last but not least, we come to the most valuable weapon in the art expert’s arsenal. Next time you find yourself faced with a work you really don’t understand – or a work you really don’t like – stand in silence, slowly stroke your chin, and after at least twenty seconds have passed, utter the immortal words: hmm… interesting.
Right: you’re all set to dazzle the experts with your newfound vocab. But if you want to take things to the next level, be sure to download MuseMuse.
Our app is packed full of bite-sized breakdowns spanning thousands of years of art and culture. And whether you’re a complete newbie or a cultural connoisseur, you’re bound to learn something new (and have fun while you do it!).
The Do's and Don’ts of Visiting an Art Gallery
Whether you’re a total newbie or a cultural connoisseur, visiting an art gallery can be a bit overwhelming: but don’t worry, we’ve got you. In this guide, we’ll walk you through a few basic dos and don’ts to help make the most of your trip – and avoid any embarrassing faux pas!
Do – Plan Ahead
There’s something undeniably romantic about wandering into a gallery without any idea of what you want to see. Alas, this is a sure-fire way to miss-out on some of the best exhibits, and a one-way-ticket to cultural burnout.
Don’t – Touch
Alright, this one might seem a bit obvious… but when some paintings are worth upwards of 100 million big ones, it’s definitely worth repeating.
Do – Read Between the Lines
Some people like to experience art in a vacuum – but reading-up on the context behind a particular work can transform and enrich our understanding of it.
For example, Edvard Munch’s The Sick Child hits so much harder when you know that it was based on his own sister, while Paul Gauguin’s dodgy personal life completely changes how we view his paintings of Tahiti.
But if you find traditional gallery labels a bit stale, you’re not alone. Download MuseMuse for bite-sized breakdowns of all your favourite pieces, packed full of fun facts and juicy gossip!
Don’t – Talk (Too Much)
A gallery isn’t a library – so if you want to discuss a painting with your friend, or argue about whether we should cancel Picasso, then knock yourself out. But try to keep it down, and try to keep it on topic – because it’s hard to focus on the art when someone’s barking into a mobile phone, or debating what to have for dinner!
Do – Take a Break
Visiting a gallery shouldn’t be an endurance test. Make sure to take a seat every now and then – and if you find yourself seriously flagging, a trip to the café is a great opportunity to refuel and recharge.
Don’t – Get in the Way
Last but not least, we’ve got the art gallery equivalent of manspreading. There’s usually more than enough space for multiple visitors to take in a painting – but then someone decides to stand directly in front of it, blocking everyone else’s view.
Obviously, this is incredibly annoying: so make sure that this someone isn’t you!
Off You Go!
So, there you have it – the MuseMuse guide to the dos and don’ts of the gallery world. With these top tips, you’re ready to make the most of your visit. But don’t get too hung up on etiquette: the most important thing is to enjoy yourself!
The Scream's Secret
Look closely at Edvard Munch’s The Scream (1893) and you may notice something deeply unsettling; something which most visitors never see. Barely visible, etched into the painted sky, are the chilling words: “Can only have been painted by a madman.”
For decades, no one knew what to make of them. Some believed they were the work of a vandal. The truth remained a mystery until 2021, when infrared imaging and handwriting analysis finally settled the debate.
The words were written by Munch himself. The revelation transformed the painting from an expression of terror into something even more intimate: a quiet confession. The inscription appears on only one of the four known versions of The Scream.
The Night That Inspired Terror
The image was born from a single night that left a permanent mark on Munch. He later described the experience in his diary, and his words are as haunting as the painting itself:
“I was walking along the road with two friends—the sun was setting—suddenly the sky turned blood red—I paused, feeling exhausted, and leaned on the fence—there was blood and tongues of fire above the blue-black fjord and the city. My friends walked on, and I stood there trembling with anxiety—and I sensed an infinite scream passing through nature.”
That moment of dread did not come out of nowhere. Munch’s life was already steeped in loss and fear. His mother and one of his sisters had died of tuberculosis when he was young. Another sister was later committed to a mental asylum. He struggled with alcoholism, anxiety, and recurring breakdowns. Mental illness haunted his family, and Munch lived with the constant fear that madness was not just around him, but inside him, waiting.
And that burning red sky may not have been pure imagination. Some scientists believe it was inspired by the eruption of the Krakatoa volcano in Indonesia in 1883. The explosion sent ash particles high into the atmosphere, creating spectacular, blood red sunsets around the world for years.
The Hidden Message
So why would Munch scribble such a brutal line over his own masterpiece?
The words were added after The Scream was first exhibited in 1895, after critics reacted rather harshly. One review mocked the work, suggesting that only a madman could have painted something so disturbing. Munch did not argue publicly. Instead, he responded in pencil, writing the accusation himself in letters so faint they almost disappeared into the paint. It was defiance, irony, and self-awareness all at once.
The painting’s troubled history does not end there. The Scream was stolen twice, once in 1994 and again in 2004, and recovered both times. Four versions of the work exist today. One of them, the 1895 pastel, sold for $119.9M in 2012, making it one of the most expensive ever sold.
What remains is an image that still screams across time, and a single sentence, nearly erased, that asks whether madness was the subject of the painting, or its source.
4 Spanish Restoration Fails
¡Ay, caramba! In art restoration, good intentions don't always lead to good results.
1. Anonymous, “Religious Sculptures” (c. 15th century)
A local tobacco shopkeeper took it upon herself to add some flair to the trio of 15th-century wooden sculptures using industrial enamel paint.
“I’m not a professional painter” Maria Luisa Menendez
The sculptures had been professionally restored just 15 years before but the parish priest apparently had given his blessing to the amateur.
2. Unknown, “Saint George” (c. 16th century)
This 500-year-old sculpture of Saint George was turned into a cartoon character after the church hired a local teacher for the job.
Re-restoring it cost $37,000! The church paid for the re-restoration to “somewhat” its original appearance.
3. Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, Copy of “The Immaculate Conception of El Escorial” (c. 17th century)
Spanish amateur restoration’s latest victim...
In 2020, an art collector paid $1,200 for a furniture restorer to clean up his copy of The Immaculate Conception of El Escorial.
He Made 2 Attempts. But the restorer only took it from worse to worser.
4. Elías García Martinez, “Ecce Homo (Monkey Christ)” (c. 1930)
Initially suspected as vandalism, the alterations were instead the creation of an 81-year-old parishioner.
“They didn’t let me finish” - Cecilia Giménez
Remarkably, this restoration turned into a notorious attraction, ultimately revitalizing the struggling economy of the small Spanish town. The Sanctuary of Mercy Church in Borja had around 46,000 visits between August and December 2012.
Spanish paintings:
Some voices in Spain are now calling for tighter rules for art restoration...
Why Museums Are the Ultimate First Date Hack.
Skip the awkward small talk over overpriced cocktails. Here's why a museum is your secret weapon for a memorable first date:
The Walking Advantage
Side-by-side walking eliminates the awkward face-to-face restaurant staredown. This positioning creates a more relaxed atmosphere where conversation can develop organically as you move through the space.
Instant Culture Points
Strolling through art and history shows you're cultured—without trying too hard. You don't need to be an expert; showing interest in something beyond Netflix and takeout speaks volumes about your curiosity and depth.
Built-in Conversation Starters
When words fail, point at any bizarre Renaissance baby and ask "Why does that infant have an eight-pack?" Instant ice-breaker. Art provides endless topics to discuss, from the sublime to the ridiculous, making those initial getting-to-know-you moments flow naturally.
Affordable Elegance
Cheaper than dinner and drinks, and definitely fancier than a coffee shop. Many museums have "pay what you wish" options or free admission days. You get all the sophistication without emptying your wallet.
Easy Exit
When you're done, you have a natural end to the date—or an easy excuse to keep going elsewhere if things are clicking. "I'm getting hungry after all that art appreciation. Want to grab a bite?" is a smooth transition if the chemistry is right.
Pro Tip
Download MuseMuse first. Because nothing kills the mood like pretending to understand medieval tapestries.
A Brief History of the Collar
For a scrap of fabric that exists solely to circle your neck, the collar has a history that is anything but modest. From status symbols to sweat-stained shirt edges , collars have been through it all. And today, we can still trace their dramatic transformations through the ages — immortalized in museum portraits of men, women, and children from every era.
When Necks Went Naked
Before the 1400s, collars weren't really a thing. Men's necklines ranged from high to what we'd call today a scoop or boat neck. Shirts didn’t need collars because, frankly, there wasn’t much need for them.
Enter: The Ruff
By the mid-1500s, the ruff had emerged as the first true collar — evolving from simple shirt gathers at the neck into a separate accessory tied around the throat. What began as a practical way to keep garments clean soon caught on as a fashion trend, spreading from Spain to the rest of Europe. Early ruffs were modest in size and easy to launder — but not for long.
But what began as a modest pleated trim soon escalated into a theatrical halo of linen, lace, and starch...
The Cartwheel Ruff Era
The cartwheel ruff especially turned heads (and made turning your own head quite difficult). Popular from 1580 to 1610, these oversized collars were stiffened with starch, layered into hundreds of pleats, and could stretch up to a foot from the neck. The finer the linen, the more elite the wearer — with embroidery, jewels, and even precious metals adding to the extravagance.
They were as impractical as they were impressive. Wearing one meant assuming a proud, rigid posture — and making eating or moving your head nearly impossible. Often, ruffs could only be worn once before collapsing from heat and humidity.
Of course, not everyone was impressed. In the 1580s, Englishmen sporting these oversized neck donuts were mocked in France as “the English monster.” Fair.
The Collar Evolves: From Drama to Poetry
As the ruff lost its hold (and the neck regained its freedom), a new style emerged: the falling band. Flat, soft, and often edged in lace, it was a welcome shift — easier to wear, easier to clean, and far less theatrical.
By the mid-1600s, these relaxed collars, sometimes called fallen ruffs, had taken over. Men wore them first, but women soon followed. Over time, this style continued to simplify, eventually giving rise to jabots and cravats…
The Enlightenment
In the 18th century, Enlightenment ideals ushered in a more restrained approach to dress. Out went lace, excess, and flamboyant ruffs. In came simplicity, refinement, and the cravat — a modest white neckcloth first worn by 17th c. croat cavalry, that set the stage for the modern tie.
The Laundry Hack That Changed Everything
In the 1830s, a woman named Hannah Montague had a stroke of domestic genius: the detachable collar. Tired of constantly washing her husband's entire shirt, she cut off the grimy collar and stitched on a clean, starched one instead. It worked — and it caught on fast.
This clever hack offered the look of a freshly laundered shirt with a fraction of the effort. Soon, crisp, removable collars became a menswear staple and a subtle status symbol.
The Collar Lives On
By the 1930s, fashion loosened up. As the Duke of Windsor put it, “We were all beginning to ‘dress soft.’” Stiff, starched collars faded, and René Lacoste’s polo shirt kicked off the casual revolution.
Around the same time, “white collar” and “blue collar” emerged — terms born less from style than from laundry. Office workers wore crisp whites, while laborers opted for darker, practical fabrics.
Collars grew more relaxed, dress codes blurred, but the collar never vanished — it simply adapted.
What Now?
The collar lives on — crisp or rumpled, buttoned-up or barely there. It still says something, whether it's "hire me," "brunch time," or "yes, this is vintage." And thanks to period dramas and runway revivals, even the ruff has staged a comeback. One person's historical hassle is another's fashion fantasy.
The Ultimate London Long Weekend Guide for Art & Culture Lovers
So, you're coming to London for a long weekend and want to do more than take selfies at Buckingham Palace? This guide is for those who appreciate history, art, and the occasional well-crafted cocktail in a dimly lit bar...
When to Visit? 📆
✅ Spring (April–May) & Early Autumn (September–October) – Pleasant weather / fewer crowds.
✅ Summer (June–July) – Longer days, lively atmosphere, but busier.
❌ January & February – Cold, wet, and dark; but also the quiestest months.
❌ December – Magical Christmas lights, but expect crowds and expensive hotels.
Getting to London ✈️
The best ways to arrive in London:
Heathrow Airport – Take the Heathrow Express (15 min to Paddington Station).
Gatwick Airport – Take the Gatwick Express (30 min to Victoria Station).
By Train – St. Pancras International is the main hub for Eurostar and long-distance train arrivals.
Good to Know 💡
🚇 Public Transport – No need to buy paper tickets; just tap your credit card or phone on the Tube and buses.
💷 Currency – Most places are cashless; card payments are widely accepted.
🛂 Visa/Entry Requirements – Entry rules have changed recently! Americans & Europeans need to apply for an Electronic Travel Authorization (ETA) before traveling. Be sure to check the official UK government website for the latest information well before your trip, as processing times can vary.
🚨 Security – Phone & bag thefts are common. Keep valuables secure, avoid using your phone near roads (grab-and-run thefts happen!), and be mindful of designer bags. The Tube & buses are safe, but avoid traveling alone late at night.
Where to Eat 🍽️
Let’s be honest, British food isn’t the reason you came. London’s true magic is its global cuisine. Here’s where to go:
French
Soutine (St. John’s Wood) $$$ – Classic French brasserie in a charming neighborhood.
Brasserie Zédel (Soho) $$$ – Old-school Parisian brasserie in the heart of London.
Austrian
Fischer’s (Marylebone) $$$ – Viennese café with schnitzel, bratwurst & apple strudel.
Polish/Baltic
Ognisko (Kensignton) $$ – Delicious Polish classic (Pierogi's are a must)!
Italian
Lina Stores (Multiple locations) $$ – Handmade pasta, good pricing.
Carlotta (Marylebone) $$$ – A fun/lavish Italian-American spot.
Persian
Berenjak (Soho & Borough Market) $$$ – Persian charcoal-grilled perfection. Book way ahead!
Indian
Dishoom (Multiple locations) $$ – You can only book for large groups, so expect a queue—it’s always busy, but absolutely worth it if you’re craving a proper curry .
Kutir (Chelsea) $$$ – High-end Indian in a stunning Georgian townhouse.
Asian
BAO (Multiple locations) $$ – Taiwanese street food, minimalist & trendy.
Bright Courtyard Club (Marylebone) $$$ – Classic Chinese dim sum & Peking duck.
Mexican
Kol (Marylebone) $$$ – Innovative, high-end Mexican cuisine.
American
Smokestak (Shoreditch) $$$ – BBQ done right.
⚠️ Book ahead—London restaurants fill up fast!
Where to Drink 🍻
London's pub culture is as essential to understanding the British psyche as queuing and apologizing when someone else steps on your foot.
Classic Pubs
Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese – A historic pub since 1666—feels like stepping back in time.
Guinea Grill (Mayfair) – Iconic steak pub, perfect for an old-school London experience.
The Pelican (Notting Hill) – Cozy pub with great food & wine list.
The Churchill Arms (Kensington) – Famous for floral displays & solid Thai food.
The Albion (Angel) – A hidden gem with a beer garden & fireplace.
Cocktail Bars
Sketch – A stylish and creative bar with beautifully designed interiors.
Museums & Cultural Sites 🏛️
⚠️ Most museums are FREE! (Unless you want to see the special exhibits)
Famous Museums
National Gallery – London's top art collection.
British Museum – Home to treasures from around the world. Pro tip: Book online in summer to skip the line
Victoria & Albert Museum – Fashion, design, and decorative arts.
Tate Modern – Contemporary and modern art housed in a repurposed power station.
Tate Britain – British artists, historical to modern.
Hidden Gems
Wallace Collection – 18th-century mansion packed with Rococo art & medieval armor.
Sir John Soane's Museum – The home of an eclectic collector, filled with architectural curiosities. Visit by candlelight on the first Tuesday of each month.
Courtauld Gallery – Features masterpieces by Manet, Van Gogh, and Cézanne without the National Gallery crowds.
Kenwood House – A stately home on Hampstead Heath, featuring Rembrandt & Vermeer. Best visited on a sunny day—take a walk in the Heath, and grab a pint at the historic Spaniards Inn nearby.
Denis Severs' House – An immersive time-capsule experience of an 18th-century home. Book a silent tour for the full atmosphere or a theatrical tour in the evening.
Churchill War Rooms – The underground bunker where Churchill directed WWII. Pre-booking is essential.
Pro Tip: Upgrade Your Museum Experience
Use MuseMuse for your next museum visit—you'll get:
✅ Self-guided museum tours (so you can go at your own pace).
✅ Engaging, digestible stories about art.
✅ Hidden gems & highlights that even locals might miss.
Shopping in London 🛍️
High Luxury:
✅ Bond Street & Mayfair – Home to flagship stores of Burberry, Louis Vuitton, and Tiffany & Co.
✅ Harrods – One of the most famous department stores in the world. Visit the food hall!
✅ Selfridges – A modern/vibrant department store, great gift ideas in the basement.
✅ Liberty London – Historic shopping mall built from an old ship. Famous for its iconic fabric prints, which you can buy by the meter.
Boutiques & Independent Shops:
✅ Marylebone High Street – Great for small, independent boutiques and upscale shops in a village-like atmosphere.
✅ Chelsea High Street – A mix of high-end shops and charming stores along the King's Road.
Vintage & Markets:
✅ Camden Market – Sprawling market known for alternative fashion, handmade crafts, and street food.
✅ Borough Markets – Great street food.
Must-See Theatres & Shows 🎭
London's theatre scene is world-class, so book in advance for the best seats.
Book of Mormon – Warning: Very, very dark humor. If you're easily offended, maybe sit this one out.
Witness for the Prosecution – A small but excellent Agatha Christie production set in a real courtroom for the extra drama.
Zidel's Black Cat Cabaret – A tiny, ultra-exclusive Saturday night show in an iconic underground Soho location. Book way ahead! Cocktails are great, the atmosphere is even better.
Moulin Rouge – This one was fun!
Parks & Green Spaces 🌳
Regent's Park – Features the famous rose garden, perfect for a peaceful stroll.
Hyde Park – A great place for a walk, and you might even see the Household Cavalry exercising their horses.
Kew Gardens – Botanical paradise best when flowers are in bloom. Note that it is quite far from the city center.
Mini Itineraries (For When You Have No Plan but Want One)
1. Trafalgar to Holborn
📍 Morning:
- Start at the National Gallery
- Wander through Covent Garden.
📍 Afternoon:
- Explore Sir John Soane’s Museum (quirky and worth it).
- Have a pint at Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese (Dickens drank here, so you must too).
2. City of London & Tower Bridge (History & Drama)
📍 Morning:
- St Paul’s Cathedral.
- Walk across Millennium Bridge with views of the Thames.
- See the highlights of Tate Modern, particularly the Turbine Hall.
📍 Afternoon:
- Lunch at Borough Market (Padella for pasta, Berenjak for exceptional Persian food - book this one ahead).
- Stroll across Tower Bridge.
- End with the Tower of London for a glimpse into royal history and see the crown jewels.
3. Marylebone & Mayfair (Luxury & High Art)
📍 Morning:
- Begin with breakfast at one of Marylebone's chic cafés (Box Car Café in Marylebone is excellent)
- Admire The Wallace Collection
- Shop at Marylebone High Street & Chiltern Street for luxury and independent boutiques. Stop by Daunt Books, a beautiful Edwardian bookshop with a travel focus
📍 Afternoon:
- Lunch at Guinea Grill.
- Stroll through Mayfair & Bond Street.
- Grab a drink at Sketch.
- End the night with a West End show.
Easy Day Trips from London by Train🚆
Seven Sisters Hike – Gorgeous white cliffs on the coast, accessible by train and local buses. Take the train to Seaford or Eastbourne and follow the well-marked coastal path.
Oxford – Historic university town just an hour from London by train. Visit the Bodleian Library, Christ Church College, and the Ashmolean Museum.
Cambridge – Book a punting (boat) tour ahead of time to see the historic colleges from the river. Also visit King's College Chapel and the Fitzwilliam Museum.
Windsor – See Windsor Castle, the oldest and largest occupied castle in the world, and take a walk in the Great Park.
Bath – Famous for its Roman Baths and Georgian architecture, this UNESCO World Heritage site is about 90 minutes from London by train.
Easy Day Trips from London by Car 🚗
Cotswolds – Quaint villages and rolling countryside. Visit Bourton-on-the-Water, Stow-on-the-Wold, and Chipping Campden.
Snowshill Manor – A small, eclectic Victorian collector's house filled with unusual treasures and surrounded by beautiful gardens.
Waddesdon Manor – A grand Rothschild estate with stunning gardens, impressive architecture, and an excellent art collection.
Blenheim Palace – The birthplace of Winston Churchill and a magnificent example of English Baroque architecture set in landscaped parkland.
London is a beast, but with a little planning (and some well-placed drinks), it’s a dream for culture lovers. Follow this guide, avoid the tourist traps, and most importantly, don’t leave without seeing some art! Your brain will thank you.
Nudes with Pubes: Art’s Biggest Controversy
Who knew that a patch of hair covering less than four square inches could spark so much scandal across human history?Nudity itself has rarely been the issue—it’s that little patch of hair that seems to get everyone talking.
A Brief History of the Bare and the Hairy
In the ancient world, body hair was largely removed. Greek and Roman men might have had some stylised pubic hair in their art, but women? If they appeared nude at all (which was rare), they were usually depicted without a single strand below the neck. Prudish? Perhaps. But by the Middle Ages, a hairless pubis had taken on an entirely different connotation—one tied to prostitution.
To keep things "decent," artists covered up genitals with fig leaves, flowing fabrics, or strategically placed hands. Even classical Greek sculptures, famous for their idealised male physiques, often had their "manhood" modestly veiled. But, of course, there were exceptions. In 1540, German engraver Heinrich Aldegrever gave us a glimpse of Eve with an impressive, centre-parted bush.
Around the same time, Bronzino’s An Allegory with Venus and Cupid (1545) might be the first Western painting to depict female pubic hair… if you squint hard enough.
The Hair Renaissance (or Lack Thereof)
While the Renaissance and Baroque masters mostly kept their nudes bare, artists like Rubens and Rembrandt ensured their figures had at least a wisp of modesty. Then, in 1800, Francisco Goya changed the game with La Maja Desnuda—a nude so unashamed that, yes, you could actually see her pubic hair.
Fast-forward to 1814: Napoleon’s sister commissioned The Sleeper of Naples from Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres and, for once, a female nude was painted with the same hairy detail that men had always received. Unfortunately, the painting was lost, and we only have a 1911 study to go by.
Meanwhile, in Japan, artists like Hokusai were already well ahead in the pubic hair department. His shunga (erotic art) often depicted women with full, natural pubes—a stark contrast to the West, where the mere suggestion of such hair was scandalous. In fact, in Japan, it was shaved pubic hair that was linked to prostitution, a cultural association that still lingers today.
The Victorian Era: A Hairy Scandal
The 19th century was a tumultuous time for pubic hair in art. In 1866, Gustave Courbet painted L’Origine du Monde—a bold, unapologetic celebration of the female form in all its hirsute glory. But the world wasn’t ready. The painting was kept hidden for 122 years before finally being publicly displayed in 1988.
For Victorian-era audiences, the mere sight of pubic hair was considered shocking. Just ask art critic John Ruskin. Legend has it that on his wedding night, he was so horrified by his wife Effie’s natural pubic hair (having only seen hairless statues before) that he fled and never consummated the marriage. The union was annulled a few years later.
The 20th Century: The Return of the Bush (and the Triangle)
By the late 1800s, artists like Van Gogh, Klimt, and Schiele were challenging the norms of beauty and eroticism. Schiele, in particular, painted women in unashamedly provocative poses, complete with wild, untrimmed pubic hair. Klimt’s Nuda Veritas (1899) caused an uproar, while Oskar Kokoschka’s nudes leaned more into the naturalistic than the erotic.
By 1917, the pubic taboo had mostly faded in art. Amedeo Modigliani’s signature elongated figures often included a neatly shaped triangle of hair—perhaps the inspiration for the "Brazilian" trend of today.
Conclusion: Hair Comes and Goes
Throughout history, pubic hair in art has been erased, censored, scandalised, and celebrated. Whether it's hidden behind fig leaves or boldly on display, the way we depict the body reflects cultural attitudes of the time.
So, the next time you see a classical nude, take a closer look—you might just spot a tiny but significant piece of history.
4 Stunning Ceilings in Rome You Must See (That Aren't the Sistine Chapel)
Heads up for your next trip to Rome! Think the Sistine Chapel is the only ceiling worth seeing? Think again.
1. Chiesa di Sant' Ignazio di Loyola
2. Chiesa del Gesù
3. Palazzo Barberini
4. Pantheon
The Secret Behind Ugly Medieval Babies
There’s no nice way to put it: in medieval art, babies were pretty damn ugly.
But why?
It’s not because artists hadn’t worked out how to paint them properly – in fact, this was a deliberate stylistic choice… In medieval artwork, one baby popped up a whole lot more than the others: Jesus Christ.
There was a popular notion that Jesus was born “perfectly formed” and remained “unchanged” over time; this led to artists depicting him as a sort of weird little old man – and influenced portrayals of other babies too!
This all changed with the dawn of the Renaissance, and a new emphasis on realism in art.
Plus, as artists began to embrace non-religious subjects, wealthy patrons could commission portraits of their own families – and they didn’t want their own children looking like little old men!
So, ugly babies were out and cute babies were in. Way less disturbing, but nowhere near as fun…
Non-Finito: The Art of Incompleteness
Here are a few of our favorites... Enjoy!
"Salvator Mundi” (1505) by Albrecht Dürer / Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York
“Holy Family with Saint John the Baptist” (1528-1537) by Perino Del Vaga / Courtauld Gallery in London
“Take your Son, Sir!” (1851–56) by Ford Madox Brown / Tate Britain in London
“Study of Mme Gautreau” (1884) by John Singer Sargent / Tate Britain in London
“The Entombment” (c. 1500–1501) by Michelangelo / National Gallery in London
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How to recognize these 5 Christian martyrs in paintings
Christian martyrs are often remembered through grim attributes that serve as poignant reminders of the agonizing ordeal they endured due to their faith.
1. Saint Laurence
Patron saint of cooks, chefs, and comedians
Burned on a rack
As he endured the excruciating torment of being cooked, the story goes that he turned to his tormentors and calmly uttered:
“I’m done on this side, flip me over”
2. Saint Sebastian
Patron saint of soldiers, archers, and plague
Shot by arrows
His survival from a rain of arrows did little to sway the Roman emperor who had issued his death sentence. He was then brutally beaten, and his lifeless body cast aside into a sewer.
3. Saint Catherine
Patron saint of girls, students, philosophers, and craftsmen working with wheels
Breaking wheel
Initially condemned to the breaking wheel, she left onlookers astounded when the wheel disintegrated at her mere touch. As the execution proceeded with a beheading, legend has it that instead of blood, a milk-like substance flowed from her severed neck...
4. Saint Peter Martyr
Patron saint of inquisitors and midwives
Murdered by cleaver
Vengeful Venetian nobles hired his assassins in response to Peter's persecution of heretics.
5. Saint Lucy
Patron saint of the blind
Eyes removed
Paschasius commanded his guards to remove her eyes when she prophesied his impending punishment. Another version has Lucy taking her own eyes out in order to discourage a persistent suitor who was captivated by them.
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A shared symbol among all martyrs is the palm leaf of victory, reminiscent of what Greek or Roman athletes received upon winning sporting contests. Martyrs are victorious in death, reborn in Heaven.
Spot a palm leaf - Spot a martyr!
We Got a Webby Nomination! 🎉
Big news: MuseMuse just got nominated for a Webby Award for Best Art & Culture App—aka the Oscars of the Internet. Among 13,000 entries, we made it into the top 12%.
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4 Hacks to Improve Your Visit at The British Museum
Situated in the heart of London, the British Museum boasts the largest permanent collection in the world. Understandably, then, it’s also an incredibly popular tourist attraction. But don’t be like all the other suckers: in this guide, we’ll take you through four handy hacks to make your visit as easy (and engaging) as possible!
Try the back door
While the museum’s main entrance on Great Russell Street is pretty impressive to look at, it can also attract some equally impressive queues. To cut down the wait time, try the rear entrance on Montague Place. Thankfully, most visitors seem to have no idea that it exists (or perhaps they just really love queuing).
Either way, this ‘back door’ is usually a safe bet for a much smoother entry – giving you more time to peruse the museum’s incredible collection!
Wait for a sunny day
While it might be a bit of a cliché, it’s also an inescapable fact: London has some pretty terrible weather. So, on those rare days that the sun decides to make an appearance, most normal people want to make the most of it, not spend the day indoors.
Which is great for us. While everyone else is outside getting some vitamin D, we can enjoy a less crowded, less hectic British Museum. Sure, this might seem just a little bit wrong – but to get a better look at the likes of the Rosetta Stone and the Sutton Hoo Helmet, it’s more than worth it!
(And whatever you do, just try not to go on a rainy day – because then things really can get messy).
Spread out!
The British Museum is a vast site – but few visitors venture beyond a few core exhibits. Their loss is our gain: from the Holy Thorn Reliquary to the Mold Gold Cape, the museum’s less popular galleries are still packed full of priceless historical treasures – and you won’t have to elbow anyone out of the way to see them!
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In a collection as big as the British Museum, you’re never going to be able to see everything – but MuseMuse can help you make the absolute best of your visit. With our custom itineraries and bite-sized guides to the essential exhibits, you can cut out the aimless wandering and glide through the place like a pro.
Right then, you’re all set for a spiffing day out at the British Museum – we hope that our top tips will add that extra bit of sparkle to your visit! Just don’t telltoomany people about that back entrance, eh?
Museum Fatigue: A Century-Old Problem
Have you ever stood in an exhibition hall, gazing up at a 2000-year-old sculpture or a priceless painting, and felt… like you wanted to curl up in bed?
If so, you might have experienced something called ‘museum fatigue’. This phenomenon can affect even the most enthusiastic culture buff, and refers to a sense of feeling increasingly overwhelmed and exhausted as you mooch around a museum or gallery.
The term ‘museum fatigue’ was first coined by Benjamin Ives Gilman in 1916. He focused on how the placement of exhibits led to unnecessary physical strain, causing us to tire ourselves out. But since then, researchers have also come to recognise the mental toll of a museum visit. This stems from a number of factors, including:
Information overload – where the sheer amount of information in a museum gets a bit much. This includes lengthy gallery labels and descriptions, as well as the exhibits themselves!
Object competition – when different exhibits in the same space battle it out for our attention. This prevents us from focusing properly on a single piece and erodes our overall engagement with a museum.
And last but not least, satiation – where we take in a number of similar pieces in a row, causing us to become progressively less interested. (One ancient Greek statue? Fantastic. One hundred? OK, now you’ve lost me.)
Together, these elements can contribute to an acute case of cultural burnout – and more than 100 years on from Benjamin Gilman, museum fatigue doesn’t look like going away.
So, it’s clear that something has to change; that we need a whole new way of approaching museums, and the amazing things in them. Because if we’re getting tired of Da Vinci and Van Gogh – of the Rosetta Stone and the Venus de Milo – then something has gone seriously, seriously wrong!
5 sculptures carved to perfection
Leonardo da Vinci famously said, "Details make perfection, and perfection is not a detail." In the world of sculpture, this rings especially true. The finest works are defined not just by their overall impact but by the intricate details that bring them to life. Here, we introduce you to our favorite five sculptures that exemplify this mastery, where every detail has been meticulously carved to perfection.
“The Rape of Proserpina” (1621-1622) by Gian Lorenzo Bernini / Galleria Borghese in Rome
“David” (1501-1504) by Michelangelo / Galleria dell'Accademia in Florence
“Modesty” (1752) by Antonio Corradini / Cappella Sansevero in Naples
“Apollo and Daphne” (1622-1625) by Gian Lorenzo Bernini / Galleria Borghese in Rome
“Laocoön and His Sons” (40-30 BCE) by Agesander, Athenodoros, and Polydorus of Rhodes / Vatican Museums in Vatican
The Scream's Secret
Look closely at Edvard Munch’s The Scream (1893) and you may notice something deeply unsettling; something which most visitors never see. Barely visible, etched into the painted sky, are the chilling words: “Can only have been painted by a madman.”
For decades, no one knew what to make of them. Some believed they were the work of a vandal. The truth remained a mystery until 2021, when infrared imaging and handwriting analysis finally settled the debate.
The words were written by Munch himself. The revelation transformed the painting from an expression of terror into something even more intimate: a quiet confession. The inscription appears on only one of the four known versions of The Scream.
The Night That Inspired Terror
The image was born from a single night that left a permanent mark on Munch. He later described the experience in his diary, and his words are as haunting as the painting itself:
“I was walking along the road with two friends—the sun was setting—suddenly the sky turned blood red—I paused, feeling exhausted, and leaned on the fence—there was blood and tongues of fire above the blue-black fjord and the city. My friends walked on, and I stood there trembling with anxiety—and I sensed an infinite scream passing through nature.”
That moment of dread did not come out of nowhere. Munch’s life was already steeped in loss and fear. His mother and one of his sisters had died of tuberculosis when he was young. Another sister was later committed to a mental asylum. He struggled with alcoholism, anxiety, and recurring breakdowns. Mental illness haunted his family, and Munch lived with the constant fear that madness was not just around him, but inside him, waiting.
And that burning red sky may not have been pure imagination. Some scientists believe it was inspired by the eruption of the Krakatoa volcano in Indonesia in 1883. The explosion sent ash particles high into the atmosphere, creating spectacular, blood red sunsets around the world for years.
The Hidden Message
So why would Munch scribble such a brutal line over his own masterpiece?
The words were added after The Scream was first exhibited in 1895, after critics reacted rather harshly. One review mocked the work, suggesting that only a madman could have painted something so disturbing. Munch did not argue publicly. Instead, he responded in pencil, writing the accusation himself in letters so faint they almost disappeared into the paint. It was defiance, irony, and self-awareness all at once.
The painting’s troubled history does not end there. The Scream was stolen twice, once in 1994 and again in 2004, and recovered both times. Four versions of the work exist today. One of them, the 1895 pastel, sold for $119.9M in 2012, making it one of the most expensive ever sold.
What remains is an image that still screams across time, and a single sentence, nearly erased, that asks whether madness was the subject of the painting, or its source.
4 Spanish Restoration Fails
¡Ay, caramba! In art restoration, good intentions don't always lead to good results.
1. Anonymous, “Religious Sculptures” (c. 15th century)
A local tobacco shopkeeper took it upon herself to add some flair to the trio of 15th-century wooden sculptures using industrial enamel paint.
“I’m not a professional painter” Maria Luisa Menendez
The sculptures had been professionally restored just 15 years before but the parish priest apparently had given his blessing to the amateur.
2. Unknown, “Saint George” (c. 16th century)
This 500-year-old sculpture of Saint George was turned into a cartoon character after the church hired a local teacher for the job.
Re-restoring it cost $37,000! The church paid for the re-restoration to “somewhat” its original appearance.
3. Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, Copy of “The Immaculate Conception of El Escorial” (c. 17th century)
Spanish amateur restoration’s latest victim...
In 2020, an art collector paid $1,200 for a furniture restorer to clean up his copy of The Immaculate Conception of El Escorial.
He Made 2 Attempts. But the restorer only took it from worse to worser.
4. Elías García Martinez, “Ecce Homo (Monkey Christ)” (c. 1930)
Initially suspected as vandalism, the alterations were instead the creation of an 81-year-old parishioner.
“They didn’t let me finish” - Cecilia Giménez
Remarkably, this restoration turned into a notorious attraction, ultimately revitalizing the struggling economy of the small Spanish town. The Sanctuary of Mercy Church in Borja had around 46,000 visits between August and December 2012.
Spanish paintings:
Some voices in Spain are now calling for tighter rules for art restoration...
Why Museums Are the Ultimate First Date Hack.
Skip the awkward small talk over overpriced cocktails. Here's why a museum is your secret weapon for a memorable first date:
The Walking Advantage
Side-by-side walking eliminates the awkward face-to-face restaurant staredown. This positioning creates a more relaxed atmosphere where conversation can develop organically as you move through the space.
Instant Culture Points
Strolling through art and history shows you're cultured—without trying too hard. You don't need to be an expert; showing interest in something beyond Netflix and takeout speaks volumes about your curiosity and depth.
Built-in Conversation Starters
When words fail, point at any bizarre Renaissance baby and ask "Why does that infant have an eight-pack?" Instant ice-breaker. Art provides endless topics to discuss, from the sublime to the ridiculous, making those initial getting-to-know-you moments flow naturally.
Affordable Elegance
Cheaper than dinner and drinks, and definitely fancier than a coffee shop. Many museums have "pay what you wish" options or free admission days. You get all the sophistication without emptying your wallet.
Easy Exit
When you're done, you have a natural end to the date—or an easy excuse to keep going elsewhere if things are clicking. "I'm getting hungry after all that art appreciation. Want to grab a bite?" is a smooth transition if the chemistry is right.
Pro Tip
Download MuseMuse first. Because nothing kills the mood like pretending to understand medieval tapestries.
A Brief History of the Collar
For a scrap of fabric that exists solely to circle your neck, the collar has a history that is anything but modest. From status symbols to sweat-stained shirt edges , collars have been through it all. And today, we can still trace their dramatic transformations through the ages — immortalized in museum portraits of men, women, and children from every era.
When Necks Went Naked
Before the 1400s, collars weren't really a thing. Men's necklines ranged from high to what we'd call today a scoop or boat neck. Shirts didn’t need collars because, frankly, there wasn’t much need for them.
Enter: The Ruff
By the mid-1500s, the ruff had emerged as the first true collar — evolving from simple shirt gathers at the neck into a separate accessory tied around the throat. What began as a practical way to keep garments clean soon caught on as a fashion trend, spreading from Spain to the rest of Europe. Early ruffs were modest in size and easy to launder — but not for long.
But what began as a modest pleated trim soon escalated into a theatrical halo of linen, lace, and starch...
The Cartwheel Ruff Era
The cartwheel ruff especially turned heads (and made turning your own head quite difficult). Popular from 1580 to 1610, these oversized collars were stiffened with starch, layered into hundreds of pleats, and could stretch up to a foot from the neck. The finer the linen, the more elite the wearer — with embroidery, jewels, and even precious metals adding to the extravagance.
They were as impractical as they were impressive. Wearing one meant assuming a proud, rigid posture — and making eating or moving your head nearly impossible. Often, ruffs could only be worn once before collapsing from heat and humidity.
Of course, not everyone was impressed. In the 1580s, Englishmen sporting these oversized neck donuts were mocked in France as “the English monster.” Fair.
The Collar Evolves: From Drama to Poetry
As the ruff lost its hold (and the neck regained its freedom), a new style emerged: the falling band. Flat, soft, and often edged in lace, it was a welcome shift — easier to wear, easier to clean, and far less theatrical.
By the mid-1600s, these relaxed collars, sometimes called fallen ruffs, had taken over. Men wore them first, but women soon followed. Over time, this style continued to simplify, eventually giving rise to jabots and cravats…
The Enlightenment
In the 18th century, Enlightenment ideals ushered in a more restrained approach to dress. Out went lace, excess, and flamboyant ruffs. In came simplicity, refinement, and the cravat — a modest white neckcloth first worn by 17th c. croat cavalry, that set the stage for the modern tie.
The Laundry Hack That Changed Everything
In the 1830s, a woman named Hannah Montague had a stroke of domestic genius: the detachable collar. Tired of constantly washing her husband's entire shirt, she cut off the grimy collar and stitched on a clean, starched one instead. It worked — and it caught on fast.
This clever hack offered the look of a freshly laundered shirt with a fraction of the effort. Soon, crisp, removable collars became a menswear staple and a subtle status symbol.
The Collar Lives On
By the 1930s, fashion loosened up. As the Duke of Windsor put it, “We were all beginning to ‘dress soft.’” Stiff, starched collars faded, and René Lacoste’s polo shirt kicked off the casual revolution.
Around the same time, “white collar” and “blue collar” emerged — terms born less from style than from laundry. Office workers wore crisp whites, while laborers opted for darker, practical fabrics.
Collars grew more relaxed, dress codes blurred, but the collar never vanished — it simply adapted.
What Now?
The collar lives on — crisp or rumpled, buttoned-up or barely there. It still says something, whether it's "hire me," "brunch time," or "yes, this is vintage." And thanks to period dramas and runway revivals, even the ruff has staged a comeback. One person's historical hassle is another's fashion fantasy.
The Ultimate London Long Weekend Guide for Art & Culture Lovers
So, you're coming to London for a long weekend and want to do more than take selfies at Buckingham Palace? This guide is for those who appreciate history, art, and the occasional well-crafted cocktail in a dimly lit bar...
When to Visit? 📆
✅ Spring (April–May) & Early Autumn (September–October) – Pleasant weather / fewer crowds.
✅ Summer (June–July) – Longer days, lively atmosphere, but busier.
❌ January & February – Cold, wet, and dark; but also the quiestest months.
❌ December – Magical Christmas lights, but expect crowds and expensive hotels.
Getting to London ✈️
The best ways to arrive in London:
Heathrow Airport – Take the Heathrow Express (15 min to Paddington Station).
Gatwick Airport – Take the Gatwick Express (30 min to Victoria Station).
By Train – St. Pancras International is the main hub for Eurostar and long-distance train arrivals.
Good to Know 💡
🚇 Public Transport – No need to buy paper tickets; just tap your credit card or phone on the Tube and buses.
💷 Currency – Most places are cashless; card payments are widely accepted.
🛂 Visa/Entry Requirements – Entry rules have changed recently! Americans & Europeans need to apply for an Electronic Travel Authorization (ETA) before traveling. Be sure to check the official UK government website for the latest information well before your trip, as processing times can vary.
🚨 Security – Phone & bag thefts are common. Keep valuables secure, avoid using your phone near roads (grab-and-run thefts happen!), and be mindful of designer bags. The Tube & buses are safe, but avoid traveling alone late at night.
Where to Eat 🍽️
Let’s be honest, British food isn’t the reason you came. London’s true magic is its global cuisine. Here’s where to go:
French
Soutine (St. John’s Wood) $$$ – Classic French brasserie in a charming neighborhood.
Brasserie Zédel (Soho) $$$ – Old-school Parisian brasserie in the heart of London.
Austrian
Fischer’s (Marylebone) $$$ – Viennese café with schnitzel, bratwurst & apple strudel.
Polish/Baltic
Ognisko (Kensignton) $$ – Delicious Polish classic (Pierogi's are a must)!
Italian
Lina Stores (Multiple locations) $$ – Handmade pasta, good pricing.
Carlotta (Marylebone) $$$ – A fun/lavish Italian-American spot.
Persian
Berenjak (Soho & Borough Market) $$$ – Persian charcoal-grilled perfection. Book way ahead!
Indian
Dishoom (Multiple locations) $$ – You can only book for large groups, so expect a queue—it’s always busy, but absolutely worth it if you’re craving a proper curry .
Kutir (Chelsea) $$$ – High-end Indian in a stunning Georgian townhouse.
Asian
BAO (Multiple locations) $$ – Taiwanese street food, minimalist & trendy.
Bright Courtyard Club (Marylebone) $$$ – Classic Chinese dim sum & Peking duck.
Mexican
Kol (Marylebone) $$$ – Innovative, high-end Mexican cuisine.
American
Smokestak (Shoreditch) $$$ – BBQ done right.
⚠️ Book ahead—London restaurants fill up fast!
Where to Drink 🍻
London's pub culture is as essential to understanding the British psyche as queuing and apologizing when someone else steps on your foot.
Classic Pubs
Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese – A historic pub since 1666—feels like stepping back in time.
Guinea Grill (Mayfair) – Iconic steak pub, perfect for an old-school London experience.
The Pelican (Notting Hill) – Cozy pub with great food & wine list.
The Churchill Arms (Kensington) – Famous for floral displays & solid Thai food.
The Albion (Angel) – A hidden gem with a beer garden & fireplace.
Cocktail Bars
Sketch – A stylish and creative bar with beautifully designed interiors.
Museums & Cultural Sites 🏛️
⚠️ Most museums are FREE! (Unless you want to see the special exhibits)
Famous Museums
National Gallery – London's top art collection.
British Museum – Home to treasures from around the world. Pro tip: Book online in summer to skip the line
Victoria & Albert Museum – Fashion, design, and decorative arts.
Tate Modern – Contemporary and modern art housed in a repurposed power station.
Tate Britain – British artists, historical to modern.
Hidden Gems
Wallace Collection – 18th-century mansion packed with Rococo art & medieval armor.
Sir John Soane's Museum – The home of an eclectic collector, filled with architectural curiosities. Visit by candlelight on the first Tuesday of each month.
Courtauld Gallery – Features masterpieces by Manet, Van Gogh, and Cézanne without the National Gallery crowds.
Kenwood House – A stately home on Hampstead Heath, featuring Rembrandt & Vermeer. Best visited on a sunny day—take a walk in the Heath, and grab a pint at the historic Spaniards Inn nearby.
Denis Severs' House – An immersive time-capsule experience of an 18th-century home. Book a silent tour for the full atmosphere or a theatrical tour in the evening.
Churchill War Rooms – The underground bunker where Churchill directed WWII. Pre-booking is essential.
Pro Tip: Upgrade Your Museum Experience
Use MuseMuse for your next museum visit—you'll get:
✅ Self-guided museum tours (so you can go at your own pace).
✅ Engaging, digestible stories about art.
✅ Hidden gems & highlights that even locals might miss.
Shopping in London 🛍️
High Luxury:
✅ Bond Street & Mayfair – Home to flagship stores of Burberry, Louis Vuitton, and Tiffany & Co.
✅ Harrods – One of the most famous department stores in the world. Visit the food hall!
✅ Selfridges – A modern/vibrant department store, great gift ideas in the basement.
✅ Liberty London – Historic shopping mall built from an old ship. Famous for its iconic fabric prints, which you can buy by the meter.
Boutiques & Independent Shops:
✅ Marylebone High Street – Great for small, independent boutiques and upscale shops in a village-like atmosphere.
✅ Chelsea High Street – A mix of high-end shops and charming stores along the King's Road.
Vintage & Markets:
✅ Camden Market – Sprawling market known for alternative fashion, handmade crafts, and street food.
✅ Borough Markets – Great street food.
Must-See Theatres & Shows 🎭
London's theatre scene is world-class, so book in advance for the best seats.
Book of Mormon – Warning: Very, very dark humor. If you're easily offended, maybe sit this one out.
Witness for the Prosecution – A small but excellent Agatha Christie production set in a real courtroom for the extra drama.
Zidel's Black Cat Cabaret – A tiny, ultra-exclusive Saturday night show in an iconic underground Soho location. Book way ahead! Cocktails are great, the atmosphere is even better.
Moulin Rouge – This one was fun!
Parks & Green Spaces 🌳
Regent's Park – Features the famous rose garden, perfect for a peaceful stroll.
Hyde Park – A great place for a walk, and you might even see the Household Cavalry exercising their horses.
Kew Gardens – Botanical paradise best when flowers are in bloom. Note that it is quite far from the city center.
Mini Itineraries (For When You Have No Plan but Want One)
1. Trafalgar to Holborn
📍 Morning:
- Start at the National Gallery
- Wander through Covent Garden.
📍 Afternoon:
- Explore Sir John Soane’s Museum (quirky and worth it).
- Have a pint at Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese (Dickens drank here, so you must too).
2. City of London & Tower Bridge (History & Drama)
📍 Morning:
- St Paul’s Cathedral.
- Walk across Millennium Bridge with views of the Thames.
- See the highlights of Tate Modern, particularly the Turbine Hall.
📍 Afternoon:
- Lunch at Borough Market (Padella for pasta, Berenjak for exceptional Persian food - book this one ahead).
- Stroll across Tower Bridge.
- End with the Tower of London for a glimpse into royal history and see the crown jewels.
3. Marylebone & Mayfair (Luxury & High Art)
📍 Morning:
- Begin with breakfast at one of Marylebone's chic cafés (Box Car Café in Marylebone is excellent)
- Admire The Wallace Collection
- Shop at Marylebone High Street & Chiltern Street for luxury and independent boutiques. Stop by Daunt Books, a beautiful Edwardian bookshop with a travel focus
📍 Afternoon:
- Lunch at Guinea Grill.
- Stroll through Mayfair & Bond Street.
- Grab a drink at Sketch.
- End the night with a West End show.
Easy Day Trips from London by Train🚆
Seven Sisters Hike – Gorgeous white cliffs on the coast, accessible by train and local buses. Take the train to Seaford or Eastbourne and follow the well-marked coastal path.
Oxford – Historic university town just an hour from London by train. Visit the Bodleian Library, Christ Church College, and the Ashmolean Museum.
Cambridge – Book a punting (boat) tour ahead of time to see the historic colleges from the river. Also visit King's College Chapel and the Fitzwilliam Museum.
Windsor – See Windsor Castle, the oldest and largest occupied castle in the world, and take a walk in the Great Park.
Bath – Famous for its Roman Baths and Georgian architecture, this UNESCO World Heritage site is about 90 minutes from London by train.
Easy Day Trips from London by Car 🚗
Cotswolds – Quaint villages and rolling countryside. Visit Bourton-on-the-Water, Stow-on-the-Wold, and Chipping Campden.
Snowshill Manor – A small, eclectic Victorian collector's house filled with unusual treasures and surrounded by beautiful gardens.
Waddesdon Manor – A grand Rothschild estate with stunning gardens, impressive architecture, and an excellent art collection.
Blenheim Palace – The birthplace of Winston Churchill and a magnificent example of English Baroque architecture set in landscaped parkland.
London is a beast, but with a little planning (and some well-placed drinks), it’s a dream for culture lovers. Follow this guide, avoid the tourist traps, and most importantly, don’t leave without seeing some art! Your brain will thank you.
Nudes with Pubes: Art’s Biggest Controversy
Who knew that a patch of hair covering less than four square inches could spark so much scandal across human history?Nudity itself has rarely been the issue—it’s that little patch of hair that seems to get everyone talking.
A Brief History of the Bare and the Hairy
In the ancient world, body hair was largely removed. Greek and Roman men might have had some stylised pubic hair in their art, but women? If they appeared nude at all (which was rare), they were usually depicted without a single strand below the neck. Prudish? Perhaps. But by the Middle Ages, a hairless pubis had taken on an entirely different connotation—one tied to prostitution.
To keep things "decent," artists covered up genitals with fig leaves, flowing fabrics, or strategically placed hands. Even classical Greek sculptures, famous for their idealised male physiques, often had their "manhood" modestly veiled. But, of course, there were exceptions. In 1540, German engraver Heinrich Aldegrever gave us a glimpse of Eve with an impressive, centre-parted bush.
Around the same time, Bronzino’s An Allegory with Venus and Cupid (1545) might be the first Western painting to depict female pubic hair… if you squint hard enough.
The Hair Renaissance (or Lack Thereof)
While the Renaissance and Baroque masters mostly kept their nudes bare, artists like Rubens and Rembrandt ensured their figures had at least a wisp of modesty. Then, in 1800, Francisco Goya changed the game with La Maja Desnuda—a nude so unashamed that, yes, you could actually see her pubic hair.
Fast-forward to 1814: Napoleon’s sister commissioned The Sleeper of Naples from Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres and, for once, a female nude was painted with the same hairy detail that men had always received. Unfortunately, the painting was lost, and we only have a 1911 study to go by.
Meanwhile, in Japan, artists like Hokusai were already well ahead in the pubic hair department. His shunga (erotic art) often depicted women with full, natural pubes—a stark contrast to the West, where the mere suggestion of such hair was scandalous. In fact, in Japan, it was shaved pubic hair that was linked to prostitution, a cultural association that still lingers today.
The Victorian Era: A Hairy Scandal
The 19th century was a tumultuous time for pubic hair in art. In 1866, Gustave Courbet painted L’Origine du Monde—a bold, unapologetic celebration of the female form in all its hirsute glory. But the world wasn’t ready. The painting was kept hidden for 122 years before finally being publicly displayed in 1988.
For Victorian-era audiences, the mere sight of pubic hair was considered shocking. Just ask art critic John Ruskin. Legend has it that on his wedding night, he was so horrified by his wife Effie’s natural pubic hair (having only seen hairless statues before) that he fled and never consummated the marriage. The union was annulled a few years later.
The 20th Century: The Return of the Bush (and the Triangle)
By the late 1800s, artists like Van Gogh, Klimt, and Schiele were challenging the norms of beauty and eroticism. Schiele, in particular, painted women in unashamedly provocative poses, complete with wild, untrimmed pubic hair. Klimt’s Nuda Veritas (1899) caused an uproar, while Oskar Kokoschka’s nudes leaned more into the naturalistic than the erotic.
By 1917, the pubic taboo had mostly faded in art. Amedeo Modigliani’s signature elongated figures often included a neatly shaped triangle of hair—perhaps the inspiration for the "Brazilian" trend of today.
Conclusion: Hair Comes and Goes
Throughout history, pubic hair in art has been erased, censored, scandalised, and celebrated. Whether it's hidden behind fig leaves or boldly on display, the way we depict the body reflects cultural attitudes of the time.
So, the next time you see a classical nude, take a closer look—you might just spot a tiny but significant piece of history.
4 Stunning Ceilings in Rome You Must See (That Aren't the Sistine Chapel)
Heads up for your next trip to Rome! Think the Sistine Chapel is the only ceiling worth seeing? Think again.
1. Chiesa di Sant' Ignazio di Loyola
2. Chiesa del Gesù
3. Palazzo Barberini
4. Pantheon
The Secret Behind Ugly Medieval Babies
There’s no nice way to put it: in medieval art, babies were pretty damn ugly.
But why?
It’s not because artists hadn’t worked out how to paint them properly – in fact, this was a deliberate stylistic choice… In medieval artwork, one baby popped up a whole lot more than the others: Jesus Christ.
There was a popular notion that Jesus was born “perfectly formed” and remained “unchanged” over time; this led to artists depicting him as a sort of weird little old man – and influenced portrayals of other babies too!
This all changed with the dawn of the Renaissance, and a new emphasis on realism in art.
Plus, as artists began to embrace non-religious subjects, wealthy patrons could commission portraits of their own families – and they didn’t want their own children looking like little old men!
So, ugly babies were out and cute babies were in. Way less disturbing, but nowhere near as fun…
Non-Finito: The Art of Incompleteness
Here are a few of our favorites... Enjoy!
"Salvator Mundi” (1505) by Albrecht Dürer / Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York
“Holy Family with Saint John the Baptist” (1528-1537) by Perino Del Vaga / Courtauld Gallery in London
“Take your Son, Sir!” (1851–56) by Ford Madox Brown / Tate Britain in London
“Study of Mme Gautreau” (1884) by John Singer Sargent / Tate Britain in London
“The Entombment” (c. 1500–1501) by Michelangelo / National Gallery in London
How to recognize these 5 Christian martyrs in paintings
Christian martyrs are often remembered through grim attributes that serve as poignant reminders of the agonizing ordeal they endured due to their faith.
1. Saint Laurence
Patron saint of cooks, chefs, and comedians
Burned on a rack
As he endured the excruciating torment of being cooked, the story goes that he turned to his tormentors and calmly uttered:
“I’m done on this side, flip me over”
2. Saint Sebastian
Patron saint of soldiers, archers, and plague
Shot by arrows
His survival from a rain of arrows did little to sway the Roman emperor who had issued his death sentence. He was then brutally beaten, and his lifeless body cast aside into a sewer.
3. Saint Catherine
Patron saint of girls, students, philosophers, and craftsmen working with wheels
Breaking wheel
Initially condemned to the breaking wheel, she left onlookers astounded when the wheel disintegrated at her mere touch. As the execution proceeded with a beheading, legend has it that instead of blood, a milk-like substance flowed from her severed neck...
4. Saint Peter Martyr
Patron saint of inquisitors and midwives
Murdered by cleaver
Vengeful Venetian nobles hired his assassins in response to Peter's persecution of heretics.
5. Saint Lucy
Patron saint of the blind
Eyes removed
Paschasius commanded his guards to remove her eyes when she prophesied his impending punishment. Another version has Lucy taking her own eyes out in order to discourage a persistent suitor who was captivated by them.
Extra
A shared symbol among all martyrs is the palm leaf of victory, reminiscent of what Greek or Roman athletes received upon winning sporting contests. Martyrs are victorious in death, reborn in Heaven.
Spot a palm leaf - Spot a martyr!
5 sculptures carved to perfection
Leonardo da Vinci famously said, "Details make perfection, and perfection is not a detail." In the world of sculpture, this rings especially true. The finest works are defined not just by their overall impact but by the intricate details that bring them to life. Here, we introduce you to our favorite five sculptures that exemplify this mastery, where every detail has been meticulously carved to perfection.
“The Rape of Proserpina” (1621-1622) by Gian Lorenzo Bernini / Galleria Borghese in Rome
“David” (1501-1504) by Michelangelo / Galleria dell'Accademia in Florence
“Modesty” (1752) by Antonio Corradini / Cappella Sansevero in Naples
“Apollo and Daphne” (1622-1625) by Gian Lorenzo Bernini / Galleria Borghese in Rome
“Laocoön and His Sons” (40-30 BCE) by Agesander, Athenodoros, and Polydorus of Rhodes / Vatican Museums in Vatican
4 Hacks to Improve Your Visit at The British Museum
Situated in the heart of London, the British Museum boasts the largest permanent collection in the world. Understandably, then, it’s also an incredibly popular tourist attraction. But don’t be like all the other suckers: in this guide, we’ll take you through four handy hacks to make your visit as easy (and engaging) as possible!
Try the back door
While the museum’s main entrance on Great Russell Street is pretty impressive to look at, it can also attract some equally impressive queues. To cut down the wait time, try the rear entrance on Montague Place. Thankfully, most visitors seem to have no idea that it exists (or perhaps they just really love queuing).
Either way, this ‘back door’ is usually a safe bet for a much smoother entry – giving you more time to peruse the museum’s incredible collection!
Wait for a sunny day
While it might be a bit of a cliché, it’s also an inescapable fact: London has some pretty terrible weather. So, on those rare days that the sun decides to make an appearance, most normal people want to make the most of it, not spend the day indoors.
Which is great for us. While everyone else is outside getting some vitamin D, we can enjoy a less crowded, less hectic British Museum. Sure, this might seem just a little bit wrong – but to get a better look at the likes of the Rosetta Stone and the Sutton Hoo Helmet, it’s more than worth it!
(And whatever you do, just try not to go on a rainy day – because then things really can get messy).
Spread out!
The British Museum is a vast site – but few visitors venture beyond a few core exhibits. Their loss is our gain: from the Holy Thorn Reliquary to the Mold Gold Cape, the museum’s less popular galleries are still packed full of priceless historical treasures – and you won’t have to elbow anyone out of the way to see them!
Download MuseMuse
In a collection as big as the British Museum, you’re never going to be able to see everything – but MuseMuse can help you make the absolute best of your visit. With our custom itineraries and bite-sized guides to the essential exhibits, you can cut out the aimless wandering and glide through the place like a pro.
Right then, you’re all set for a spiffing day out at the British Museum – we hope that our top tips will add that extra bit of sparkle to your visit! Just don’t telltoomany people about that back entrance, eh?
Museum Fatigue: A Century-Old Problem
Have you ever stood in an exhibition hall, gazing up at a 2000-year-old sculpture or a priceless painting, and felt… like you wanted to curl up in bed?
If so, you might have experienced something called ‘museum fatigue’. This phenomenon can affect even the most enthusiastic culture buff, and refers to a sense of feeling increasingly overwhelmed and exhausted as you mooch around a museum or gallery.
The term ‘museum fatigue’ was first coined by Benjamin Ives Gilman in 1916. He focused on how the placement of exhibits led to unnecessary physical strain, causing us to tire ourselves out. But since then, researchers have also come to recognise the mental toll of a museum visit. This stems from a number of factors, including:
Information overload – where the sheer amount of information in a museum gets a bit much. This includes lengthy gallery labels and descriptions, as well as the exhibits themselves!
Object competition – when different exhibits in the same space battle it out for our attention. This prevents us from focusing properly on a single piece and erodes our overall engagement with a museum.
And last but not least, satiation – where we take in a number of similar pieces in a row, causing us to become progressively less interested. (One ancient Greek statue? Fantastic. One hundred? OK, now you’ve lost me.)
Together, these elements can contribute to an acute case of cultural burnout – and more than 100 years on from Benjamin Gilman, museum fatigue doesn’t look like going away.
So, it’s clear that something has to change; that we need a whole new way of approaching museums, and the amazing things in them. Because if we’re getting tired of Da Vinci and Van Gogh – of the Rosetta Stone and the Venus de Milo – then something has gone seriously, seriously wrong!
We Got a Webby Nomination! 🎉
Big news: MuseMuse just got nominated for a Webby Award for Best Art & Culture App—aka the Oscars of the Internet. Among 13,000 entries, we made it into the top 12%.
But here’s the thing: we need your vote. Webby winners are decided by a very official jury of… the internet. That’s you. Your friends. Your barista. Every vote counts.
🗳️ Vote here → vote.webbyawards.com
Deadline to vote: April 18th.
In the meantime, we’ll keep doing what we do best: helping you explore the world through art.
So thank you art lovers! And thank you to everyone who’s ever wanted more from a museum visit and thought, “There has to be a better way.” There is. It’s called MuseMuse. And apparently, it’s Webby-worthy!
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